Ask Bulma and Vegeta!!!


VBHA:All right guys, it's question and answer time! Ready Bulma?
Bulma: Yes I am!
VBHA: *nods head, smiling* Ready Vegeta?
Vegeta: Whatever, lets just get this over with!
VBHA: *smiles ignorantly* ALL RIGHT! LET'S GO!!!!!



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Questions/Answers


Paddy
Who is the vice president of the United States?

Vegeta: Vice President? What is this Vice President you speak of?
Bulma: Oh Shut it, Vegeta... you of course wouldn't know! I tried explaining to you what it was last election day, but noooo you wouldn't listen! It was, "Stupid humans this and damn earthlings that...!"
Vegeta: You DARE tell me The PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS WHAT TO DO????
Bulma: Yes, that's right! Your Highness! Anyway, the Vice President of The United States... hm.... I, with my intelect above and beyond every being on this planet, say that the Vice President is.... George W. Bush!
Vegeta: Dick Chainy!
Bulma: How do you know, hm?
Vegeta: It says in this incrediably large book of everything you'll ever need to know about earth customs and such! *pulls out the incrediably large book of everything you'll ever need to know about earth customs and such!*
Bulma: *mumbles* cheater... know it all...
Vegeta: Well Paddy, I hope that answered your question
VBHA: I know I'm not supposed to be here... but I must tell you that if you guys keep feeding his ego it'll blow up! *takes the incrediably large book of everything you'll ever need to know about earth customs and such! from Vegeta and runs*
Vegeta: *pouts*
Bulma: Not so big and mighty are we, hm? HAHA! I know more than you, ONCE AGAIN! *dances*

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Sezza
What would you do if corn on the cob took over earth?

Bulma I told you they'd do it! Didn't I tell you Vegeta?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!??!!??!!?!
Vegeta No you didn't! I told you!
Bulma BS!!! I TOLD YOU!
Vegeta No! Remember when we were eating corn and it got stuck in my teeth and then... then... then.... *pant pant* THEN I told you about it!
Bulma *grumbles* FINE! BUT that wasn't the question, screw ball! She asked what would we DO if corn on the cob took over the earth!!!
Vegeta So what! I'm still right, and your wrong!!!!!
Bulma Then you woke up, right?
Vegeta I'm warning you, woman!
Bulma That just shows you have a lot of time on your hands? What do you do when I'm not there? Beat the meat???
Vegeta *blushes* Don't say that in PUBLIC!!!
Bulma I thought you didn't care what 'earthlings' thought of you
Vegeta *whispers* I don't but you were yelling...
Bulma Who cares? Anyway Sezza, back to your question.... I would--
Vegeta EAT THEM!!! I LOVE CORN ON THE COB! It's so tastey and yummy and... and ... and.... yummy and..... and.....
Bulma *sweatdrops* I can't believe it, I'm actually embarrased for him...but yea, I would get Goku here and he would take care of it
Vegeta What? You think I can't take care of CORN??
Bulma Erm.... of course you can, and you can take care of that tellitubby in the corner that's making faces at you
Vegeta Oh no, I'm not falling for THAT again
Tellitubby in the corner Hewo! I am dipshit! Faggot, faggot!
Vegeta AHHHH!!!!!! *final flashes it*
Bulma Told you....
Vegeta Shut up...

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Kat
I know that you care for her Vegeta, but why not give Bulma a smootch or two in public?

Vegeta That's easy! Her breath stinks! *gets slapped* Ow! Whaddya do that for!
Bulma Be serious! I'd like to know the answer to that myself
Vegeta Fine....*huff* I guess I don't because.... um..... OK! I have to admit! I am afraid! I can't take pressure well! *pushes Bulma out of the room* That's better...
Anyway, I must confess, and be serious about this... As you know being a Saiyan I am bound to certain duties, and mating was one of them. Of course I wanted to mate a strong, bold, courageous female... As a younge child I was 'abducted' by Frieza and held under his control. I faced many tortures and humiliations under Frieza's rule. My younge mind could only understand the wanting of power. I could not concentrate on anything else... Women were always on the bottom of my list, I knew that females were considered a weakness. I watched many soldiers loose their loved ones, and I did not want that to happen to me. I did not want my feelings to get in the way of my training. Naturally the less emotions became apart of my life, the less I felt. Now being here with this overly emotional woman is hard, and she knows I cannot show her the same emotion I show her. I am still not used to showing emotion... not to mention in the past I have scoffed the earth race as being 'vile and disgusting.' Being my beautiful, sexy, pridefull self I cannot just take everything back.... I still think they are, except--
Bulma *bursts in the room* OH VEGETA!!!!
Vegeta Get off of me woman

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FROMGA
Is Yamcha still available?

Vegeta ...
Bulma Actually... I'm sorry to say this but I do believe he has settled down with a nice girl. Actually I must say I'm very proud of him!
Vegeta Are you a boy? I've heard he attracts alot of the same sex
Bulma Shut up, Veggie! Whether FROMGA is or not it's none of YOUR business!
Vegeta Whatever...
Bulma Anyway, Yes... he is! Sorry...

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Irene
Is it wrong to get a tatoo of majin vegeta?

Vegeta Of course not, just because you can HAVE me, doesn't mean you can't HAVE me on your ARM! Besides I think I look sexier as a Majin...right woman?
Bulma It doesn't matter to me, just as long as he has his shirt off! *grins at Vegeta*

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Frooble
This is for Bulma: Who is cuter, Vegeta, or Gareth Gates? I like Vegeta better, way better.

Bulma Well... hm... personally...
Vegeta *jealousy making his cheeks red* You shouldn't even have to think abou it!
Bulma You're right!
Vegeta I know... I always a-
Bulma Gareth Gates! Duh!
Vegeta WHAT?!
Bulma Just kidding... I wuv you Veggie!
Vegeta That's what I thought... hmph!

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Sezza
Bulma, what would you do if Vegeta ate a frog, and became FROG MAN!

Bulma Hm... it depends... would he still be as good looking as he is now? There would be a good point however... he wouldn't be able to talk! Wow *dazes off* That would be great.... *sigh*
Vegeta Ribit?

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Bra_1234
Bulma, why did you color your hair from purple to blue/green?

Vegeta ...
Bulma Actually, to tell you the truth, I didn't.... it was puberty....


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stephie
Are you two ever gonna get married?

Vegeta No, I refuse to do any stupid earth ritual! Besides, marriage for your culture does nothing! Why bother?
Bulma *sniff sniff* But you said, last night!
Vegeta ... after you got me drunk, hmph!
Bulma damn... he remembers... wait a second, how do you remember if you were drunk?
Vegeta .....
Bulma You weren't drunk were you?
Vegeta Uh-oh *runs*

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nicky
this one's for vegeta: vegeta how come in all the lemon fanfics you purr when you have sex?

Vegeta What? WHAT! What type of proposperous thing do you people think of?! Me, purring?! That's just... just.... wrong!
Bulma Hm... sounds interesting...
Vegeta Woman, what are you babbling about? It's not interesting, it's sick!
Bulma *giggles* That's why it's tru-ue!
Vegeta *blushes* no it's not...
Bulma Yes it is! Hee hee, I've got recordings to prove it!
Vegeta *O.o;;* why do you have recordings, of us?
Bulma Oh, no, silly, they're not mine! They're master roshi's! *covers hand with mouth*
Vegeta What? I'm going to kill that decrepit old man!!!! *flies away*

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humbertoeordonez@yahoo.com
this goes to vegeta: have you ever cheated on bulma?

Vegeta No! How dare you! I would never, I have my honor! I'm not like that baka, Yamcha!

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Kaz
How often do you change your underwear, Vegeta?

Vegeta Why is it that people always ask me that? Hm? Is it such a problem that I don't wear underwear! So the answer is Never BECAUSE I don't wear any!!

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Vega
this is to Vegeta: if there was an ad in the paper and it was talking bout a woman looking for a man like you would you go and look into it, if you weren't with Bulma already?

Vegeta: It depends what she looks like! She has to have a LARGE bust line... *starts naming all the things*
Bulma: *smacks him on the head* Shut up! You're lucky I'm all those types!! You wouldn't be able to find another like me, Princy-Poo

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Liz
A Lot of fanfics try to couple Trunks with Pan and Bra with Goten, but there is a major age difrence between all of them, what do you think? would you aprove of this?

Vegeta Of course not, they're offspring of Kakkarot!
Bulma *hits Vegeta over head with magical fan* No! As long as they're in Love () Then I don't mind, and neither does Vegeta! *smiles*
Vegeta *grumbles*

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katy
hey bulma why did,ny you marry yamcha!?

Vegeta Yamcha didn't have what she needed to be fully satisfyed.... *chuckles*
Bulma Shut up, Vegeta!!!! Just because-- Oh! Anyway, because he found someone else to go out with! I needed, no WANTED to be married and he wasn't ready to make that kind of commitment!

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Sara-Jane
Heey ^_^ ok. 1. Bulma, do you wish Veggie still had his tail? (I do O_O I thought was sexy! bwaha)
2. What are all the nicknames ya have for veg, Bulma? *Want so knooooooooooow* ^^ And... 3... (last one) Can I hug Veggie, Bulma? XD just once? I have a bf so its just a small hug o.o;

Bulma 1)No not really, well... not when he turned into a giant ape... but yea, it was sexy... heehee
Vegeta I know it was... heehee
Bulma 2) *counts off* Veggie, Vegetable head...
Vegeta SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bulma *O.o;;* and 3) sure! Why not??????? Go right ahead...
Vegeta hug, what is this, hug you speak of? *Sara-Jane runs and jumps of Vegeta, hugging him* AH!! Get her off!!!
Bulma *giggles* Looks like you have an admirer, Veggie

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Anonymous
Okay Bulma, its the moment of truth. When did you fall in love with Vegeta? Didn't look like love at first sight. :P

Bulma Of course it wasn't, all though I can't say the same for Vegeta, he was head-over-heels for me! But why not? I am the most beautiful, intelligent, richest woman he'll ever meet.
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*looks around for Vegeta* Where is he????? Damn... aw well... anyway, then (because of lust) we came together... *giggles*

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Jo'nique
How did you 2 get together in Futer Trunks's timeline if you didnt even know about the androids?

Bulma Erm... I don't know... Trunks left that part out! -_-;;;

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Akima Ufgood
Vegeta, if you didn't like the pink shirt, why didn't you take it off? I mean it looked like you had a white undershirt and you walk around half naked all the time. Why wear it? And I wouldof prefered it if you didn't wear the pants either, hint hint, wink wink ^^.

Vegeta Erm... um... white. makes. me... look... FAT!!! WAAAHH! Not to mention everyone else would just be jealous of my good build *flexes arm*
Bulma Oh, you're so full of yourself! He was just afraid of Frieza... you know that gay bastard would've fucked his brains out if he saw Vegeta with no pants on... haha
Vegeta Shut-it, WOMAN! I'm warning you!
Bulma Whatever Vegeta *rolls eyes*

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Somebody...who loves Vegeta
Hi, I've been wondering this for a long time...how big is Veggie in the..uh...manly section?

Bulma Well... All I can say is he's bigger than Yamcha...
Vegeta That weakling was just a boy compared to me *smirks*

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Sara-Jane
Me again =P alright... My question.... What would you do if giant bunnies took over the earth? Someone asked bout corn on the cob, but I wanna know bout giant pink rabbits o.o *huggles Vegitathen gets off to a safe distance*
P.S. Bulma! I got some nickname ideas you can give veg. Bunbun, Snugglez, Veggybear... uh...thats it for now!

Bulma Oh! Those names are so cute!!!!! Aw!!!!!!!
Vegeta Shut up WOMAN! They are NOT!!
Bulma Whatever you say *snickers* VEGGYBEAR!!!!!! (Oo, I love those, thanks Sara-Jane!!!! E-mail us when you get more!!!)
Anyway, about those pink bunnies... well... you see... it's interesting that you mention those
Vegeta Go NO further, woman! I'll kill you if you say anything else!
Bulma No you won't! Just because Pink Bunnies turn you on doesn't mean anything!
Vegeta Doh! *slaps hand to forehead*
Bulma Or does it? MW AH HA HA HA HA!!! (You figure out the rest, heehee)

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mushi_azn
Fanfics always say you guys are sex crazy, and you never go to bed without getting it on ^^ Is this true?
Also, I saw a clip of Vegeta grabbing Bulma's ass, in front of EVERYBODY.
What posessed Vegeta to do that? I thought he didn't like showing affection (if that's what you wanna call it) in front of others.

Bulma Well it depends, concerning your first comment. Sometime Veggybear is too tired to do it. Other times he's on the couch for his bad behavior, right Veggybear?
Veggybear... Oops, I mean Vegeta -_-;; Stop with the names, woman
Bulma No, I think the names stay! heehee
On to your second comment... well... Vegeta grabbing my ass (which time?). He does it when no one is looking I guess, next time I'll have to yell at him, in front of everyone and tell him to stop... so be nice to me Bunbun... *evil laughter*
Vegeta *looks petrified*
Bulma As for affection... ah, I don't think that's really affection. It just shows he's horny!
Vegeta That's enough!! *covers Bulma's mouth* All of you LEAVE or I'll blast your asses to the next dimension!

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Lauren
Why does Vegeta look younger in the Dragon Ball GT Episodes??

Bulma Vegeta! Have you been using my facial cream, again?
Vegeta *hides jar of facial cream behind back* No... *looks around*
Bulma Uh-huh. That's why there's a jar behind your back... I'm going to KILL you!
Vegeta But it makes my face so... young looking!!!
Bulma So what? It's mine! Go buy your own!!!!!
Vegeta *pouts* I hate you! You're mean!!!

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Viper
does trunks have a girlfriend?

Bulma Yea... Pan! She's such a cutie!
Vegeta She's evil! Kakkarot's spawn! She's EVIL!
Bulma Shut up! *hits him with magical fan*

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Mary(Kiwi)
Is it possible that you two aren't married, you were just paired up because Trunks needed parents?

Vegeta Of course we're not married! Do you think I would lower myself to the standards of you EARTHLINGS??? I think not! The only reason why I stayed is because I knocked the woman up, and she was pregnant. I'm not going to dishonor myself by leaving...

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Oracle
Pan is only quarter Sayajin and she fights, Bra is half Sayajin, how come she doesn't fight?

Bulma I don't want Bra to fight! She inherited my brains and should use 'em, NOT to mention she doesn't want too, right Vegeta?
Vegeta Lousy woman, she could've been a great fighter, imagine MY offspring NOT fighting... *growls*
Bulma *sticks tongue out*

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neko
whats it like being married to vegeta

Bulma Well... he may be grumpy during the day, but he does put out during the night, if ya know what I mean... heehee
I guess he's ok, not to mention he always does what I say, or hell's fire will spring up on Earth, *laughs*, right Vegeta *nudges him*
Vegeta Shut-up... *mumbles*

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Sezza
Hey, me again. Veggie, was there anyone else you would go out with if your planet wasn't destroyed(sorry about that) and you had never met Bulma?

Vegeta I didn't have time for anyone, I had to train and train and train... beating Frieza was my ultimate goal, then that low class baka took that away. Why is life so unfair *sniff sniff*
Bulma It's ok, Veggie... *pats on back* I know you'll never beat him, but second is alright, right?
Vegeta Gee Thanks *rolls eyes*

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Keiko
Vegeta, will you marry me or not? you know I love you, came for me ok

Vegeta No.
Bulma Vegeta! That's not nice, obviously this girl is infatuated with you! Show some respect...
Vegeta Alright, I'll put it lightly.... no.
Bulma You are SO impossible!!!!
Vegeta Well what do you want me to tell her? Yes, that I'm going to dump you and go away with someone I don't know anything about and could be some hit-man out to get me???? I think not!
Bulma Fine-!
Vegeta But it's great everyone loves me, I mean, how can they not! Heehee, I'm such a chick magnet, even more then that stupid cat on your father's shoulder. I've watched and studied it's technique and NOW! MW AH HA HA HA HA HAAA! I'm better at attracting women! Heehee
Bulma *hits him over head, once again, with magical fan*

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